Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Oh, the situations kids put us in!


Tonight I took Emma to Activity days and while she was there decided Elaina and I would go to Walgreens to pick up my medication. I don’t know what I was thinking. I know better than to go inside the store with Elaina. I just hate waiting in the drive thru line for 30 minutes. Have no fear. Next time I will patiently wait outside, thank you very much! We got inside and not so surprisingly, there was a line inside as well. What was surprising is that we were in and out of there in 10 minutes. It was as if they were in a hurry for us to leave. Was it because my child was running up and down the aisles? No, it wasn’t that. My sweet innocent child, as soon as we turned the corner to the pharmacy, ran and situated herself into the chair with the massager. Normally, it’s not that big of a deal, but she has been getting a bit more vocal with her feelings. As I was standing in line, I hear moaning of “yeah baby” and “ooooh baby” and “yes, yes, yes”. I immediately hid my head while waving my hand in her direction to stop. Have no fear. She didn’t stop. She moaned louder. Finally, she screamed, “oh, this feels SO good”. I sheepishly told her, “well, I wasn’t sure, but I’m glad to know that.” The two women in front of me didn’t make eye contact with me once they got their prescriptions. I was thankful. The guy who rang up my medicine didn’t make eye contact either. I’m ok with that as well. :} I’m just glad I won’t have to go back for another month. Maybe they will have forgotten about the little blond kid who likes the massager a little too much!

3 comments:

Dana @ SweetThings said...

LOL!! Oh, so glad that she is your child. Mine would NEVER do something like that!! I believe Elaina and Abbie are one in the same. Girl, it sounds like Elaina was having an orgasm!! Last night, Abbie asked me, "why do you and daddy always lock the door at night? Do you need "private time", she asks?" I quickly told her to go and ask her daddy and see what he had to say.

BTW, I LOVE YOUR NEW BACKGROUND!!! You did it!!!!!!!! I'm so excited for you. Great job, sista. I'll call you in the morning for our daily chat. Talk with ya soon,
Dana

Charlotte said...

All I could think was, "where in the world has she heard those noises?" haha To say I was embarrassed is an understatement!

To My Sweetheart said...

okay. I would have not been able to contain my laughter if one of my children was doing that! My Harrison is usually clearing off all the shelves 10 products at a time!! Clean up in isle 4???!!!!! I mean isle 2, 4, 6, 8, !!!!! Get me out of here!