I've been ruined

This morning, I was running an errand to get some milk and bread. Do you know that there were 4 "slug bugs", and 3 "PT Cruiser bruisers" in the parking lot? I almost started slapping strangers to make them count! It all started innocently enough. A little game to play with the kids on trips. Then I started playing with the kids when I was taking them places. Before long, I was even doing it with Mike in the car. He would get slightly annoyed, but didn't say anything. He thought I was doing it for the kids. ha! I have somehow let this little game flow into my everyday life. Now, everywhere I go, I see these reasons to start hitting people. I'm not sure I will be handle the pressure much longer of resisting. :)